You are now in the Four-Hundred and Four Catacombs.  

I have a bad feeling about this... 

You really shouldn't be here!

 

I'll take you back HOME now. 

But if ye be a curious traveller you can see for yourself what is hidden here in the darkness of the 404 Catacombs...  (It's going to be like a PG-13 type of darkness.  So if you're under thirteen you need to go home.)

Two passages are in front of you.  Both equal in that their darkness seems infinite even when you light the way with your torch.  You must make a choice:

Right? 

or  

Left?